Elderly Jokes

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed.

Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the
greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!

Did I say I was 64?

Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?

d*mn straight you did! I'm 85!

85!! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were
25! How old was your father when he died?

Did I say he was dead?

You mean...

d*mn straight! He's 106 and going strong!

My Lord! What a healthy family you must come from!
How long did your grandfather live?

Did I say he was dead?

No! You can't mean...

d*mn straight! He's 126, and getting married next week!

126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But gee, I wouldn't think
a man would want to get married at that age!

Did I say he 'wanted' to get married?...

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