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A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets
to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a
bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter:
Sir! Please stop that immediately.
Certainly, madame, replies the waiter with a bow, which way was it
headed?

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