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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with
her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be
when they grew up.
A twelve-year-old said, I want to be a prostitute.
The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they
revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped,
What did you say?
The young girl shrugged. I said I want to be a prostitute.
A prostitute! the Mother Superior said, Oh, praise sweet
Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.

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