Roads & Driving Jokes

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
I was only going 40! the driver protested.
Not according to my radar, the trooper said.
Yes, I was! the man shouted back.
No you weren't! the trooper said.
With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,
'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when
he's been drinking.

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