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Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates
of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, We've been waiting a
long time for you.
What do you mean, he replied, I'm only 45, in the prime of my life.
Why did I have to die now?
45? You're not 45, you're 82, replied the angel.
Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy.
I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate.
Hold on. Let me go check, said the angel and disspeared inside. After
a few minutes the angel returned. Sorry, but by our records you are 82.
I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82...

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