Roads & Driving Jokes

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
police. What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your
car? asks the cop.

I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.

Oh yeah? says the doubtful cop. Lets see you do it. The
juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. Wow, says the
driver to his wife. I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test
they're giving now!

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