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One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate
trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on
sh*re. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold
a genie popped out.
Greetings, Miss Lewinsky, the genie said. Since you have released me,
I will grant you one wish.
Well, Monica replied, I'm going to be on television alot for a while,
and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love
handles.
Your wish is my command, said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of
smoke...
And her ears promptly fell off.

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