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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a
neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed
at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable
for the cost of the meat? The lawyer replied, Of course, how much
was the roast? USD7.98. A few days later the butcher received a
check in the mail for USD7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read:
Legal Consultation Service: USD150.

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