Roads & Driving Jokes

WIFE: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.
HUSBAND: Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous.
WIFE: I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.
HUSBAND: You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: In the pool.

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