Marriage & Relationship Jokes

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die.

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household ch*res.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

You're going to die, she replied.

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