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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are
perched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Several
plain Janes walk by as the two converse.

Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm and
saunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and -- barely audibly
-- inquires, Tickle your as* with a feather?

The young beauty -- startled by what she thinks she heard
-- exclaims What?! Without missing a beat, Romeo repeats
Typical nasty weather? Oh, she demures, yes, and goes
on her way.

More young lovelys walk by and the scene is repeated.
Tickle your as* with a feather? What?
Typical nasty weather?

Finally, Romeo delivers his line,
Tickle your as* with a feather? and his prospect stops,
smiles and invites him up to her room.

Now the sidekick, alone, having paid close attention,
decides to try this remarkable new technique. A likely
prospect comes near. The sidekick leers and blurts out,
Cram a feather up your ass?

Shocked, the girl spins around and slaps him, to which
he replies, Looks like rain!

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