Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for
Maria to get ready for their date. She came out
of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,
I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and lost
track of time. Would you like to see me in my
new dress?

I would like nothing better. said Emery.

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