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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. So, how's life been
for you? Ed asked.
Not too good, Ted replied. My first wife died of cancer, my second wife
turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our
savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run
over by a bus, my house was h*t by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car
rolled off the dockside into the sea, I had to have my dog put down
recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it
all my business has just gone bust.
Oh dear, that sounds terrible. Ed said. What business were you in?
I sell lucky charms, said Ted.

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