Marriage & Relationship Jokes

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th
wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife
Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me
that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now
I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful
experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take all
that away. But,.. I must know, did he have a different father?
...The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she
paused for moment and then confessed. Yes. Yes he did.
...The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting
hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks
Who?.. Who was he? Who was the father?
...Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she
tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says You.

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