Two bags

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Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He
ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, What are those bags for?
I'm collecting for Israel, said Mr. Goldfarb.
You need two bags?, asked Mr. Klein.
I've got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It's fantastic. I go into the men's
room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, 'Give for Israel or
get a circumcision.' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag.
What do you have in the other bag?, inquired Mr. Klein.
Oh, well, not everybody gives.

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