Medical Jokes

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Jenny. She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.
said one doctor. Just last week, I told her to
give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10
hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us! The second doctor said,
That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried
to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly
exploded!
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from
down the hall. Oh my God! said the first doctor,
I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to pr*ck
Mr. Smith's boil!

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