Sexuality Jokes

Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was
showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned
to his friend, and said, Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives
flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, Oh, great.
Now I'll have to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air.' Why?'
says her friend. Don't you have a vase?'

They laugh, and then Hefner opens a door with a flourish. Inside, women
are reclining on couches, naked as jaybirds, with flowers protruding from
their vaginas. Hefner and his friend have another laugh and are flirting
with the girls when suddenly, from the next room, there is a bloodcurdling
shriek!

What was that? starts Hefner's friend.

Oh, probably just the umbrella stand...

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