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GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its
feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered
side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the
back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the
ground, probably into eternity. A buttered-cat array could replace
pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and giant buttered-cat arrays
could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with Chicago.

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