Children Jokes

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,
to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless
world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates
filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious,
I named them for you.

The husband was thinking to himself, Oh no, what has he
done now? and said with trepidation,
Well what did you name them?

The brother replied, I named the little girl Denise.

The husband, relieved, said, That's a very pretty name!
What did you come up with for my son?

The brother replied, Denephew.

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