A farmer walked into an attorney office...

Marriage & Relationship Jokes

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you? The farmer said,
Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's.
The attorney said, well do you have any grounds? The farmer
said, Yea, I got about 140 acres. The attorney said, No, you
don't understand, do you have a case? The farmer said, No, I
don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney said, No you don't understand, I mean do you have
a grudge? The farmer said, Yea I got a grudge, that's where I
park my John Deere. The attorney said, No sir, I mean do you
have a suit?
The farmer said, Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on
Sundays.
The exasperated attorney said, Well sir, does your
wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney says, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer says, Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her.

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