Medical Jokes

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad
news and good
news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and
will need help
eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.

Harry says, My God. What's the good news?

The doctor says, I'm kidding. She's dead.

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