Elderly Jokes

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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for v*agra. The pharmacist said That's no problem. How
many do you want?

The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.

The pharmacist said, That won't do you any good.

The elderly gentleman said, That's alright. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough
so I don't pee on my shoes.

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