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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when
it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls
underneath to investigate the problem.
Hmmm...muf*ler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey
Wrench. He says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off
in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and
several small black children playing in the yard.

The Farmer yells to her Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey
Wrench?

What? She yells back.

A Monkey Wrench!!? He screams.

What?

MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?

Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!

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