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Tower: Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on
124.7

Eastern 702: Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by
the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on
the far end of the runway.

Tower: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure
on 124.7... did you copy the report from Eastern?

Continental 635: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff... and
yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our
caterers.

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