Religion Jokes

So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological
arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.
One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual 3 to 1, majority
rules statement that signified that he had lost again, decided
to appeal to a higher authority.

Oh, God! he cried. I know in my heart that I am right and
they are wrong! Please give me a sign to prove it to them!

It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the rabbi finished his
prayer, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It
rumbled once and dissolved. A sign from God! See, I'm right, I
knew it! But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm
clouds form on hot days.

So the rabbi prayed again: Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to
show that I am right and they are wrong. So please, God, a
bigger sign! This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed
toward each other to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning
slammed into a tree on a nearby hill.

I told you I was right! cried the rabbi, but his friends insisted
that nothing had happened that could not be explained by
natural causes.

The rabbi was getting ready to ask for a *very big* sign, but just
as he said, Oh God..., the sky turned pitch black, the earth
shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, HEEEEEEEE'S
RIIIIIIIGHT!

The rabbi put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three,
and said, Well?

So, shrugged one of the other rabbis, now it's 3 to 2.

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