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A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill
in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass
said, A penny for your thoughts. The lad was a bit abashed, but
he finally said, Well, I was thinkin' how nice it would be if
ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss. So she did so. But he again
lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass
to ask him, What arre ye thinkin' now? To which the lad replied:

Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!

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