A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the b*m of the other. So what's going on here? he asks. The bikie replies My mate here has had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him vomit. The cop says I think you should be sticking your fingers down his THROAT! The bikie replies That's what I'm going to do next!
