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Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her b**bs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: Mirror mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor!. Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off.

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