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A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was now or never, he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall. After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like, he simply says a Barbie doll. The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending manner that only shop assistants can muster up and asks Which Barbie would that be, sir? The man looks surprised so the assistant continues We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for USD19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for USD19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for USD19.95, Barbie dates BaddTeddy for USD19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for USD19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for USD19.95, Cyber Barbie for USD19.95 and Divorced Barbie for USD265.00 The man can't help himself and asks why is Divorced Barbie USD265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for USD19.95? That's obvious! says the assistant, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....

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