Animal World Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Listen, he says to the bartender. If i show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house? We'll See, says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. Impressive, says the bartender, but i'll need to see more. Hold on, says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings Old Man River. A patron jups up from mhis table and shouts Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you USD100 right now for the frog. Sold, says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. It's none of my business, says the bartender, but you just gave away a fortune. Not really, says the guy. The hamster is also a ventriloquist.

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