A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, I would like one of your special full English breakfasts. No problem. Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter. But I want it MY way. says the man. What do you mean your way? comes the reply. The man says, well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look like I have snotted on them. he says. I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease trickles in to the snotty egg and beans. I dont have the time to do all that! came the reply from the greasy little fat girl. WELL YOU fking HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!! came the reply.
