Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, Cow For Sale...USD5000.

He pulls in and says to the farmer, There's no cow in
the world worth five thousand dollars.

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.

He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
sn*tch just like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a
sn*tch like a woman, and it's worth USD5000, and here I
am, with you, with a sn*tch like a cow, and you're not
worth s**t.

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