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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle
nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise. The hiss is the rubber
being injected into the mold, explains the guide. The popping sound is
the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop noise. Wait
a minute! says the man taking the tour. I understand what the 'hiss,
hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?

Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine, says the
guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.

Well, that can't be good for the condoms!

Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!

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