Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Two story house

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.

Because, the man says,I live in a two-story house.

The Judge replies, What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?

The man answers, Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache'
and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'

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