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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,
Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a d*mn Democrat
on my front porch and he's playing with himself.
What? the operator exclaimed. I said there is a d*mn Democrat on my
front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and
I'm afraid! Please send the police! the little old lady repeated.
Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?
Because, you d*mn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be scr*wing
somebody!

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