Animal World Jokes

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. Is it a boy or girl Gorilla? the service guy asks. Boy, is the man's response. Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there, says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some nstructions: Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's test*cles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him. The man asks, What do I do with the shotgun? The service guy replies, If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.

Next (1)

Prev (2)

Jokes

Report this joke!