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The Math Test


California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word
problems, if they could relate them to real life examples. Towards that end, may I present:

The City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:_______________________________
Gang:___________________________

1.Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13
times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he
has to reload?

2.Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for USD320 and 2 grams to
Billy for USD85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he
doesn't cut it?

3.Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is USD65 for each trick, how many tricks
will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his USD800-per-day crack habit?

4.Jarome want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of
cut will he need?

5.Willie gets USD200 for stealing a BMW, USD50 for a Chevy, and USD100 for a 4X4. If he has
stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make USD800?

6.Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got USD10,000 for the hit. If his common law
wife is spending USD425 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison,
and how many years is he likely to get for killing the b*tch that spent his money?

7.If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet,
how many letters can be sprayed with 3 cans of paint?

8.Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of
the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9.Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for USD7.50 per night. She gets USD234 a month
welfare for each child. If her USD325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children
should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10.Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and amp; his bail was set at USD25,000. If he pays a bail
bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

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