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Rejection Letter Reject



Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling
up? Well here's a suggestion:

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Date Today

Dear Mr. Kennelly:

Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
initiate employment with your firm immediately following
graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

Your name here

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