When I was in college our RA told us of a good one that (supposedly)some friends had pulled a couple of years earlier. These two guys madeup a concoction of all kinds of left overs, semi-pureed it in a blender,and filled a hot water bottle with it. One of them took the hot waterbottle, taped it to his stomach inside of his shirt and put a shortpiece of hose into the top so that it came up to the front of his shirtcollar, but not visible. They both went to a local pub and sat at thebar, acting already slightly intoxicated. After having a couple of beersthe guy with the hot water bottle says that he is feeling sick a coupleof times and barfs VERY loudly all over the bar to attract attention.Naturally this causes the patrons to move away from him, all except hisbuddy, who calmy pulls a fork out of his coat pocket and begins EATINGthe stuff. ;-) I don't know how true it is, but I'd love to have beenthere watching faces if it was...