Travel Jokes

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and
roomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest : Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS : Rye. Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
Guest: Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What??
RS: Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem - crease?
G: Crisp will be fine
RS: Hokay. An San tos?
G: What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes' means.
RS: Toes! toes!..Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?
G: English muf*in!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muf*in will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter - just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy...tea...mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. as* ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey
sigh, and copy....rye??
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tendjewberrymud
G : You're welcome

Have a good day

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