Marriage & Relationship Jokes

I bet you don't know what day this is, said the wife to
her husband as he made his way out the front door.

The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker:
Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!? With that,
he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the
door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed
red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite
chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer
dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied
that he had recovered what could have been a very bad
situation.

His wife was indeed surprised: First the flowers, then the
chocolates and then the dress! she exclaimed, I've never
had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!

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