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Job Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants.
Applicant: That's ok, with my experience, I can be an
advisor.
Employer: More than we can use already.
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, I'm not proud, I can do
paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a
janitor.
Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
a person with your qualifications.
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, work for you I'd
have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!
Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a
seat, we may have an opening.

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