Miscellaneous Jokes

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
neighbor, Ray, may I borrow your axe?

Not today, Ray replied, I have to make soup.

What kind of excuse it that?! demanded Joe.

Well, confessed Ray, I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I
don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as
another.

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