Blonde Jokes

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a
lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and
said, We need some four-by-twos.

The clerk said, You mean two-by-fours, don't you?

The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, Yeah, I meant
two-by-fours.

All right. How long do you need them?

The customer paused for a minute and said, I'd better go
check.

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said,
A long time. We're gonna build a house.

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