Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate
demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his
young bride.

What's the problem?

I want to hit that adulterin' b*tch for breach of contract,
snapped the oil man.

I don't know if that will fly, said the lawyer. I mean your wife
isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!

d*mn right, the tyc00n rejoined, but I sure as hell expect
exclusive drillin' rights!

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