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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, I'm going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam. The girl brings out
a fig leaf. He says, Not big enough.

She brings out a bigger one. He says, Still not big enough.
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, Still not big enough.

She says, Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?

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