Sexuality Jokes

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
We're Catholic so we can't use it.

The next woman says I am too but we use the rhythm
method.

The third woman says We use the bucket and saucer
method.

What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?, the others
ask.

Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We
make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and
when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from
under him.

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