The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account The Elephant and the British Empire.The French submited a text The Sensuality of the Elephant -- a Personal Account.The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant's Ear.The Americans submited an article from Money magazine: Elephants -- the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80sGreen-Peace submited a counter-entry Elephants -- they're better than PeopleThe Russians submited a terse manuscript titled The superiority of the Soviet ElephantAnd submited a poem The Joy and Freedom Brought forth by the Soviet Elephant.But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier We have no Elephants but wouldn't you want to buy a Honda instead
