How to Catch a White Elephant Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuf*in (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,drop the muf*in (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant willbe happy, and eat the muf*in (with raisins). White elephants likemuf*ins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muf*in(with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muf*inwithout rasins. Drop the muf*in as usual. When the white elephant findsout that the muf*in lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.
