War & Military Jokes
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?
Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air
and scatter oneself over a wide area.
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